ebayes:

fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

What a world we live in

(Source: baebees)

meanbitch96:

Me @ college

meanbitch96:

Me @ college

(Source: drakefromthe6ix)

Hearing a girl moan “right there, right there, don’t stop”

mynameisdreik:

curvedbullets:

poetic-floetry:

eatpussylivehappy:

i be like..image

Lmfao

lmaoooo

Nah, you gotta’ be much gentler than that! Smh.

tell ur dog i said hi

—me to all my friends w/ dogs  (via babyferaligator)

(Source: 420dongsquad)

(Source: vaginaed)

lilpunkin:

i feel like every single boy is a fuckboy. i feel like theres a fuckboy scale that goes from 1 to 10 that every single boy falls on. it’s not a question of whether a boy is a fuckboy or not but rather how bad of a fuckboy he is

  • Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
  • Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
  • Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things