vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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3/100 | Corona - The Rhythm of the Night (1993)

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

(Source: awwww-cute)

ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects

(Source: heckboy)

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downwithdumbledore:

How can people think that gay couples shouldn’t be allowed children. I don’t know about you , but this is the happiest family I’ve ever seen.

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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(Source: exames)